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[14 Oct 2009|07:28pm] |
I had the following conversation with my teacher when I walked into a German class she was lecturing:
Me: Mrs. B, I'm here with a message.
Teacher: Auf Deutsch, bitte.
Me: Uhh... Frau S. braucht Ihre help, weil she hat die Schedule für die Classes upgejackt. If Sie don't help her, she wird her students mit einem Stapler murder... en.
Teacher: ...come again?
Which is a perfectly understandable statement if you speak Deutschlish.
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[15 Sep 2009|07:04pm] |
"There was nothing idiosyncratic about him unless you looked at him from behind; I did as he turned to close the door after him. The flaps of his gabardine jacket parted slightly over his healthy rump, and it is that, without any sense of derision at all, that I recall as Brinker's salient characterisitic, those healthy, determined, not over-exaggerated but definite and substantial buttocks." -- A Separate Peace, John Knowles
As if I needed more proof that reality has a homoerotic bias.
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[11 Sep 2009|12:53am] |
I NOW HAVE ALL SIX SEASONS OF OZ, YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
You seriously cannot possibly comprehend how much I love this show. I think I should make some shiny new icons to celebrate.
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[08 Sep 2009|04:51pm] |
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Goddamnit, I was promised mass socialist brainwashing of America's youth. I feel cheated.
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[06 Sep 2009|11:14pm] |
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I now officially have enough money to buy a ticket to the Chad Mitchell Trio concert, AND a ticket to the Gordon Lightfoot concert that I just found out about, AAAAAND a sooper-dooper special gift for Becca which, sadly, has nothing to do with said concerts. But I think she'll pretty much die anyway. :D
Tomorrow, there will be much check-cashing and intertubes-shopping.
(Random tangent that has nothing to do with anything ever: "The Galway Girl" in Gaelic. I came.)
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| I think I'm going to cry. |
[06 Sep 2009|08:30pm] |
In order to make room for my illicit download of all six seasons (!!!) of Oz, I had to delete three movies from my hard drive. Fare thee well, Midnight Cowboy, Rebel Without a Cause, and Ballad of a Soldier. We shall see each other in another life.
I did not, however, delete an obscure Russian art house film that doubles as softcore gay incest porn. For obvious reasons.
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[01 Sep 2009|05:04am] |
My dad's out of the hospital. He'll need to take heart meds from now on, but other than that he's doing great. :D
Also, school starts tomorrow. Senior year, whut.
Also also, the Chad Mitchell Trio concert is fast approaching. I wonder how many tickets I should buy...
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| And everything looks worse in black and white... |
[28 Aug 2009|01:22am] |
Haha. Hahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I just found an old Harry Potter fanfic I wrote when I was eleven. Sweet Jesus, I was such a dork. Naturally, it was a blatant Mary Sue, but the writing actually wasn't half bad. In fact, I'd say it was pretty damn good for a seventh-grader.
And you twats will never, ever see it.
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| Now I see what Kayli was talking about. |
[26 Aug 2009|12:20am] |
It figures I would jump on the OZ bandwagon several years too late. Now I'm totally obsessed with the show and it's like no one even remembers it.
AND WHY ISN'T THERE ANY O'REILY/STANISLOFSKY HATE!SEX SLASH ASGSKDGSKFDGSDF
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| I am amused. |
[20 Aug 2009|09:31pm] |
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It's really amazing how much better my dad is doing. They're weaning him off medication, so he should be moving out of the ICU in the next few days. He's going to make a full recovery. :)
The best part is, though, they've got him on some gnarly new medication that's making him hallucinate like you wouldn't believe. During our last visit, he informed us of the following:
- UFOs were found near our house
- he was abducted and beaten by aliens
- he's going to sell the story and become a millionaire
- the whole family from Roseanne came to visit him, as did Obama
- something about turnips
I lmao'd.
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Tagged by ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) fangirl1981 |
[15 Aug 2009|07:38pm] |
Meme time.
1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favourite lyric to your current favourite song.
2. I respond by asking you five questions so i can get to know you better.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanations and offer to ask someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be asked, you will ask them five questions.
( Edited with my answers because hurr durr. )
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[07 Aug 2009|10:19pm] |
We took my dad to the emergency room yesterday morning because he was having severe stomach pains; it was diagnosed as pancreatitis. Now it turns out he's having heart trouble and is going to stay in the cardiac ICU while he's being medicated.
Thank God I'm disgustingly optimistic.
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| CAPSLOCK RANT IS CAPSLOCK-Y. |
[27 Jul 2009|02:47pm] |
Goddamnit. I wanted to be close to the Chad Mitchell Trio.
I wanted to be so close I could count their liver spots. I wanted to be close enough to knock off one of their toupees. I wanted to be so close I'd be doused with the immense amounts of sweat they'd inevitably exude just trying not to lapse into a coma. I wanted to be in the front fucking row for those sexagenarian bastards. But no.
Apparently, $88.50 only buys you two seats in the middle of the theater.
( Aaaaand she's off! )
Nevertheless, I'm still going. And I am literally going to explode from excitement. Like, they'll be scraping my duodenum off the wall. It's gonna be awesome.
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| THIS IS IMPORTANT. |
[24 Jul 2009|12:13am] |
Poll #1434302
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