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Musics. [02 Jul 2009|07:56pm]
I've come to realize that I have a desperate need to share my music with people who don't give a damn. Thus:

1. Reply to this post requesting a letter, and I will assign you one.
2. List (and upload, if you want) 5 songs that start with that particular letter.
3. Post them in your journal with these instructions.


[info]fangirl1981 gave me a G:

1) "Gimn Rossii," Lyube (A rockified version of the Russian national anthem. Yes, it's as awesome as it sounds.)
2) "Green Grow the Rashes," Dougie MacLean
3) "Graceland," Paul Simon
4) "The Great Historical Bum," The Chad Mitchell Trio
5) "Gypsy Music," Luka Bloom


The songs are here, if anyone's interested. They're all in one folder because I can't be bothered to do it any other way. So nyeh.
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Spoiler Alert! [28 Jun 2009|03:58pm]
OH JESUS CHRIST NO.

Billy Mays, star pitchman, dead at 50

He was like a hero in my household. There no words. T_T
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MY LANGUAGE IS CHANGING AND I DON'T LIKE IT. [26 Jun 2009|11:15pm]
Please tell me I'm not the only person who uses the subjunctive.

I get that languages constantly evolve, but "I were" just sounds so cool. As if you're saying it wrong, but it's actually correct. It's like getting a grammatical punch in the face. "*BAM!* Oh, shit! Was that the fucking subjunctive mood? WHERE IN THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM, SON?"

...I'm way too invested in this.
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Oh, Scottish folk music. [22 Jun 2009|07:15pm]
[ music | "The Shearin's No For You," The Tannahill Weavers ]

Have you ever listened to a song and thought, "That's such a beautiful melody!" only to realize later that the lyrics are totally vile? Like, it's about a woman who was raped and impregnated by a soldier, and when he comes back he tells her she shouldn't be stacking hay in her condition, and she's all, "Bitch, you raped me and said you were going to kill me!" and he's all, "I'm not gonna kill you; I'm gonna marry you! :D :D :D"?

...hypothetically speaking of course.

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IRL LOLOLOLOLOL. [27 Mar 2009|04:57pm]


Shamwow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker

...so, I guess she didn't love his nuts?
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[10 Mar 2009|01:50pm]
[ mood | fuck Germany ]

So, yeah, no Germany trip for me. Poo.

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[15 Feb 2009|11:12pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | "Help!," Nikolai Rastorguyev ]

This is probably only of interest to Becca, but... holy shit, a Russian dude covering Beatles songs. *gasm*

Part 1

Part 2

They're big files, but whatev.

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WOOOOOOOOOT. [10 Feb 2009|04:49pm]
So, I took the National German Exam, and... I placed second in the state.

ZOMG.

And now I'm entering to win a trip to Germany, which involves a phone interview--probably sometime in the next week or two. Wish me luck? :D
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Srs bzns. [06 Feb 2009|09:17pm]
Sign the Petition to Invalidate Prop 8


"Fidelity": Don't Divorce... from Courage Campaign on Vimeo.
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Obamaaaaaaa. [20 Jan 2009|04:25pm]
[ mood | :D ]
[ music | :D ]

:D
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Oy Vey, Or: White People Are an Oppressed Minority [15 Jan 2009|06:46pm]

Dude: It's not fair. Why isn't there a White History Month?
Me: Uhm, every month is White History Month.
Dude: Yeah, well, if it weren't for white people, black people wouldn't even be here!
Me: ...D:

 

HEAR THAT, BLACK PEOPLE? YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL YOU WERE KIDNAPPED, ENSLAVED AND OPPRESSED FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. IF NOT FOR THAT, YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION.

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Change is Hot [22 Dec 2008|08:26pm]
[ mood | impressed ]
[ music | "Stantsiya Taganskaya," Lyube ]



Poll #1319712 Dude. Duuuuude.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

OBAMA SEXXIN', Y/Y?

View Answers

I'd tap that.
5 (55.6%)

I'd SO tap that.
4 (44.4%)

Holy mother of goddamn, I'd tap that.
5 (55.6%)

...*dies*
4 (44.4%)

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[13 Dec 2008|08:51pm]



STEPHEN COLBERT AND PAUL DINELLO.

MAKING OUT.

SEVERAL TIMES.

GSJDGNSLKASJDFNKLASJDFSDDFS.
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In case you had any doubts that Paul McCartney is a poncing noncer: [28 Nov 2008|05:36pm]
[ mood | lol ]
[ music | "I've Just Seen a Face," The Beatles ]

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Political Ghey [08 Nov 2008|12:27am]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | "Mrs. Robinson," Simon and Garfunkel ]

So, a few days ago Barack Obama appointed his future Chief of Staff (Chief of Staff-elect?), a man by the name of Rahm Emanuel.




And, wouldn't you know it, they're already banging each other. 


Would you tap that? 'Cause I would. )
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The Morning---Er, Evening--After [05 Nov 2008|06:23pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | "America, I Love You," Christy Moore ]

I don't know if you guys are aware, but Barack Obama is now the president-elect of the United States.

Also, California, Arizona and Arkansas fail at everything ever.


I should be conflicted, what with Obama winning (yay!) and homophobia running rampant even in supposedly a progressive state (boo!), but mostly I'm just jazzed that Obama won.

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Duh-duh-doooork. [03 Nov 2008|09:38pm]
[ mood | geeky ]
[ music | "Border Song," Elton John ]

Stolen from [info]lady_politik:

1. Stop talking about politics for a moment or two.

2. Post a reasonably-sized picture in your LJ, NOT under a cut tag, of something pleasant, such as an adorable kitten, or a fluffy white cloud, or a bottle of booze. Something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.

3. Include these instructions, and share the love.




OH HELL YEAH.

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[15 Oct 2008|08:52pm]
[ mood | intrigued ]
[ music | "This Love Will Carry," Dougie MacLean ]

I just found out that my friend has synesthesia. And she didn't even know it. She was utterly flabbergasted when I told her that, no, most people do not think of the letter "y" as being blonde. Or the note b-flat being blue.

...wth.

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Is that you, Joe McCarthy?, or: Lolitics, Part Deux [12 Oct 2008|07:02pm]
[ mood | irritated ]
[ music | "Hello, Goodbye," The Beatles ]

Is "socialist" becoming the new political insult? Because if I hear one more cry of, "BAWWWWW ECONOMIC FREEDOM POOR PEOPLE ARE JUST LAZY WAH WAH YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF COMMUNISTS I READ AYN RAND SO I KNOW MY SHIT!", I'm going to smack someone.

Say it with me, kids: "Liberal" is not a four-letter word. And this is not the 1950s.

Also, negative political ads make me rage like no other. I don't know what's going on with your gubernatorial elections, but here in Washington the candidates are being downright bitches. How about this: instead of telling us how the other person is going to fuck us up, try telling us how you plan to unfuck us.

Cool? Cool.

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lolitics. [08 Oct 2008|03:53pm]

DEAR JOHN McCAIN:

STOP SAYING "MY FRIENDS." I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND. I AM NOT YOUR COMPATRIOT. I AM NOT YOUR BUDDY,  YOUR PAL, YOUR MATE, YOUR AMIGO, YOUR TOVARISHCH, YOUR PAISANO, OR YOUR CHUM. FIND ANOTHER CATCHPHRASE, PLZTHX.

SIGNED, ME.

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